Glen Whitmann is an expert hacker and computer hardware technician.... who lives with his grandma. Unsurprisingly, he's a virgin.
A colossal dork, he spends his days playing Dance Dance Revolution with his cousin, living under the shouty regime of his mother and grandmother, and can tell quickly the difference between an attack by Freddy Krueger and one by Wolverine. He breaks almost instantly under pressure, but when he's really scared, is still capable of working his technological magic.
His biggest piece of advice: Eat all the donuts. If you don't touch them, they think you're guilty.
How in the hell he knows a hottie like Maggie Madsen is anyone's guess.